Anonymous: How many girls have you had sex with? 

6

I usually don’t speak about my sexual endeavors but last night I hooked up with this girl and in the middle of the night I heard the world of warcraft theme and I get up to investigate and she’s in my brothers room playing it with my brother and jake and I thought it was the funniest fuckin thing for some reason… Like they were huddled around the computer in pitch darkness

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

(Source: meladoodle, via grungeisde4d)