Anonymous: What's your girlfriend like? 

I don’t have a girlfriend lmao

Anonymous: whats your essay on? 

Social issues in genetic research

Anonymous: I'd love to fuck you in that jeep 

I bet

"Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you"
- 30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

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