Anonymous: Can I make you breakfast? Or lunch? Or dinner??? 

All of the above please seriously I don’t know how to cook anything

shitkylarsays:

thedanksideofthemoon:

shitkylarsays:

thedanksideofthemoon:

shitkylarsays:

thedanksideofthemoon:

shitkylarsays:

thedanksideofthemoon:

shitkylarsays:

thedanksideofthemoon:

I could say some shit buuuuuuuuuut

don’t be such a bitch, that shit wasn’t even about you hahahaha

regardless you’re literally always runnin ya mouth, get over yourself, you’re no better now than you were before everything went down, and all i’m…

aw is someone mad bc the “love of their life” doesn’t want em anymore bc they’re catfish??? you also don’t know my situation, so keep talkin shit lil bitch ;)

Nah man I’m actually mad because even after everything I can still recognize that she deserves way fucking better than a dude who can’t be bothered to take the time out of his apparently wicked fuckin busy schedule to take a road trip. There is literally no excuse for that

YOU STILL WASTED HER TIME AND MADE HER FEEL LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE YOURE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO NOT CATFISH PEOPLE. HOW HARD IS THAT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND??? i mean, i’m sorry you have to focus on everyone else’s lives because you don’t have 7 or so fake ones to run anymore but??? why me bruh hahaha

Right cause you’re such an expert on me?? you’re a broken fucking record dude you’re not saying anything that everyone doesn’t already know, you just talk in circles because you know that there’s no excuse for your bitchass. Find some new material. 

find some new material? haha sorry you’ve got nothing but dumbass bitches on your shit that think that the catfish thing isn’t enough. at least i didn’t fake a suicide attempt JUST A WEEK BEFORE “claiming” to go visit her to get out of having to come clean about being a catfish. new enough for you??? keep it comin

Because you would know if it was fake right?? wicked fucking ignorant dude you literally don’t know shit about me or my situation. I wasn’t trying to get out of anything. I was obviously well fuckin aware that I couldn’t lie to her forever and it all just happened sooner than I planned. But honestly fuck you. Ya crossed a line with that one. I wish I had more shit to say about you but you see I didn’t even know of your existence until like 8 months into my relationship with her so.. there’s that.. but my favorite conversation about you was when she basically flat out said she only chose you because you were “right in front of her”, and more recently she wouldn’t go back to you if i hadn’t “pushed her away with outrageous shit”…. I could keep going… hahahahha So congratulations you won!!

dude…. “jake” was posting shit like the day after hahahaha “omg poor james” “give him attention” “fuck you for being mean” you’re full of fucking shit. and cool story, all you can bring up is what she said in the past because all you are is some psychopath to her now. pretty bad when she was talking to me about how she was worried you had her ADDRESS. you’re nothin but a bitch that’ll just stay behind your little computer screen, have fun explaining your catfish throwbacks with your future wife and kids.

Anddddd on that note, time for work

I could say some shit buuuuuuuuuut